Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Being married should free up your time to find me a husband.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage Time Wedding
I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married. — Burt Lancaster Copy Share Image
Marriage is long enough to have plenty of room for time behind it. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Marriage can provide a bounty of emotional, practical, and financial support. But finding the right mate is no substitute for having friends and other… — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me. — Adam Levine Copy Share Image
I'm a one-woman guy. I think that if you can find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, you should… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers Copy Share Image
I got married before I found myself. People should find themselves before they get married. — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
Married life is a simpler life. Who I spend my time with is established in advance. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
There's a time for every woman to get married. You should seize that moment. — Mumtaz Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
