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A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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The food is out of this world!

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New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…

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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

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“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…

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I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

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I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…

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A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.

William Shakespeare

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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

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The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

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Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!

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Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are…

Robert Browning

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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

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Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing…

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My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye.

Obsidian Panther

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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

George Bernard Shaw

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My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.

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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

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