Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I stood among them, but not of them: in a shroud of thoughts which were not their thoughts. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Men have to recognize that women are not all the same when it comes to what can get them aroused. — Drew Pinsky Copy Share Image
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I was foreign and Jewish, with a funny name, and was very small and hated sport, a real problem at an English… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I was always a class clown growing up and a funny kid. I never really knew how to channel that… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
Unlike singers, who can earn for years by singing one song, we artistes have to be on our toes all the time.… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE READING SOMEONES GRAPHIC TEE ANDIT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE STARING AT THEIR BOOBS.. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My first proper kitchen was this funny little club that we set up in Mercer Street in Covent Garden. It got shut… — Fergus Henderson Copy Share Image
“It wasn't funny." "Oh, mon coeur . It was the funniest thing I've ever heard." "Jude!" she cried, stomping her foot before… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
