You have to know the reality and the reality is that we are eternal. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just Detach From False Mental Objects And Be Enlightened To Being-As-Is — Baizhang Huaihai Copy Share Image
Live authentically. Live your truth. And if you love me for anything, love me because I live mine. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :) — Nate Copy Share Image
Girl: On a scale from 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am? Boy: 9 Girl: Why?? Boy: Because I'm the 1 for you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on… — Syntific Copy Share Image
I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
“The thing Tedros liked about girls is that they always started the conversation. Most of the time, his job was just to… — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I've climbed with some of the best climbers in the world, more importantly, to me, they are some of the best people… — Jim Wickwire Copy Share Image
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