Funny Quote by Jamie-Lee O'Donnell

“This guy named Ian that I met at school. He wants to go to the DMV with me." She hands me a plate to…

— Carrie Jones

I got a picture of me taken next to George Jones. I rarely ask for that, but he's someone I couldn't pass up.

— Derek Trucks

“I’ve been watching you drink,” he says. “Think it’s a good idea to put your liver through this?” “What are you the public service…

— Sam Hunter

I met Arsene Wenger. He took me and Dad out for dinner. That was cool, but strange too. It's Arsene Wenger, you know? He's…

— Martin Odegaard

I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we…

— Matthew Sweet

I exchange text messages with Ryan Giggs quite a lot because he was a legend here and someone I see as a big inspiration.…

— Daniel James

Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling…

— Richard Griffiths

Hi, this is Bernard Fanning from Powderfinger. I'm in New York at the moment, and we've been walking around the city, it's pretty strange.…

— Bernard Fanning

I've got a buddy who will not watch me because he'll say 'I don't know who that dude is.'

— Ed Gordon

When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.

— Anonymous

I think I’m dying to get to know a particular guy. Then he opens his mouth and ruins it.

— Elizabeth Chandler

“Mr. Townsend quirks a brow at the other man, and when our boss walks away he sticks his tongue out to his back. I…

— Allana Kephart