New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

In School Days,

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

"How Many Students R there In Ur Class???

He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?

It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!

Ankhein bhi wohi hain dareecha bhi wohi hai
aur soch ke aangan mai utarta bhi wohi hai,

Jis nay mere jazbon ki sadaaqat ko naa jana
ab meri rafaaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi hai,

Is dil ke kharabe se guzar kis ka hua hai
ankhein bhi wohi hont bhi wohi lehja bhi wohi hai,

Jo kuch bhi kaha tha meri tanhai ne tujh sey
is sheher ki deewar per likha bhi wohi hai,

Woh jis nay diye mujh ko mohabbat ke khazaane
baadal ki taraha aankh se barasta bhi wohi hai.

To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay,
Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayee jaati hay,

Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayee jaati hay,
Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin,

To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay,
Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay
Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati hay,

Saqi, Doori-e-manzil say naa-umid na hoo
Manzil ab bus aa hi jaati hay

Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi

Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi

Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main chhupa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi

Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tod diya hai to koi baat nahi

Kis kii majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahiƒ€š‚¦.