I am beautiful, which tense is it?
(45 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading...A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Life is much like facebook
(34 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Life is much like facebook
People will like ur problems n comment
But no one gonna solve them
Because
Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status
Do you love me just because..?
(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...He said... Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter
who left you the money!
Thinking that we are the perfect
(20 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Thinking that we are the perfect
&
The others need 2 be corrected
Is just like
Cleaning the mirror,
Instead of cleaning our face.
Think about it !
What makes you ...?
(32 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)Loading...People will
hate you,
rate you,
shake you,
and break you.
But how strong you stand
is what MAKES you.
You are a DOG...
(18 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...You are a DOG...
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
(31 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
(36 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you...
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
(24 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Which one of us was the stupid one?
(19 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)
Wonderful couples in this world
(16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Wonderful
Couples
in this
World..
Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..
Music & Songs..
Roses & Loves..
Fish & Water..
My SMS
&
Your SMILE.. :-)