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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
- Wait for the waiter
- Coffee and wine shop difference
- No matter if the sky is black or blue
- Sending You Red, Yellow, White, Black, and Red Roses
- All the colors of life
- Meaning of some colors
- I will buy banana, u keep the peel
- Our life is full of Colors
- Wish U A COOL Morning.
- I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
- Roses are pink, as pink as your lips
- Salty Eggs
- A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
- When witches go riding
- If u were my husband / wife
- Side effect of excess study
- Brightest 1 to wish u holi
- Christmas gift ideas / suggestions for 2020
- Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
- Have a colourful holi !
- Color Of Our Flag
- Sun Is Switched Off!
- Colors may fade
- Happy first rain of winter
- Happy Slow Arrival of Winter
- An ideal day should begin with . . .
- LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
- Little efforts big difference
- May Allah Fill Your Life
- Perfect example of confidence:
- Ingredients of perfect Holi
- Happy Halloween
- Life is like a piano.
When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant, . . . . . . . . . . . . Aren't You The Waiter?:p
Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
No matter if the sky is black or blue, No matter if there are stars or moon, As long as your heart is true Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good Night!
Bunch of rose I am sending you Yellow to show our happiness White to show our purity Black to show our darkest secrets And red to show our love
May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck, black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness, So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u good luck
Customer : How much is that banana for? Salesperson : Rs.10 Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6? Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel! Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
Our life is full of Colors I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life Happy Independence Day
In A Cool-Cool Morning A Hot Coffee For U There Is No Cup & Coffee... Your Cell Is Cup & My SMS Is COFFEE.. . Wish U A COOL Morning.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Roses are pink as pink as your lips stars are bright as bright as your eyes Apples are red as red as your cheeks Snow is white as white as your teeth Dew is fresh as fresh as your face Night is black as black as your hair Breeze is soft as soft as your […]
Major Rohail: Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦ Tooo much Salt..why? . . Waiter: Sir hen is suffring from high blood Pressure
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, tis near Halloween.
If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
Christmas gift ideas / suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.
Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colourful holi !
As We Match Out In The Spirit Of Brotherhood And Nationhood, Let Us Not Forget To Defend The Colors Of Our Flag With All We Have. Happy Republic Day.
Sun Is Switched Off! Stars Are Switched On! Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In! So A Cool Night Is Coming! Go To Bed! And Sleep Well
Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.
The Taste Of Oranges The Walk In Frost The Golden Sunlight The Beauty Of Autumn Colors The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves "Happy first rain of Winter"
The taste of Oranges The walk in Frost The Golden sunlight The beauty of Autumn colors The magic of wet red leaves... "Happy Slow Arrival of Winter"
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, A cup of coffee in your hand & A sms from me on your mobile?! Have a great day! Good Morning.
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]
In Life, Don't Settle For Someone Who Can Buy A Coffee For You , Go For Someone Who Can Actually Make It For You ! Sometimes Little Efforts Make A Big Difference :-)
I Always Remember The People, Who Are Special For Me, Important For Me, Near & Dear To Me, Unavoidable For Me, I Think About Them, I Care About Them, I Pray For Them & You Are One Of Them. So I Wish, May Allah Fill Your Life With Colors Of Happiness & Smiles. STAY BLESSED […]
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : […]
Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
A black baby was given a set of wings by God. The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel". God laughed and replied, "Nah niggah u is a bat!" Happy Halloween
Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys r played together 2 give sweet music.