Customer : How much is that banana for? Salesperson : Rs.10 Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6? Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel! Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
Roses are pink as pink as your lips stars are bright as bright as your eyes Apples are red as red as your cheeks Snow is white as white as your teeth Dew is fresh as fresh as your face Night is black as black as your hair Breeze is soft as soft as your […]
Christmas gift ideas / suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]
I Always Remember The People, Who Are Special For Me, Important For Me, Near & Dear To Me, Unavoidable For Me, I Think About Them, I Care About Them, I Pray For Them & You Are One Of Them. So I Wish, May Allah Fill Your Life With Colors Of Happiness & Smiles. STAY BLESSED […]
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : […]