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Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦
Tooo much Salt..why?
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
- Have salty dreams
- If ur world is spinning around
- Independance day date
- Happy Healthy New Year 2020
- 7 reasons positive emotions are good
- Mr.Bean Science
- Cable T.V
- Select good people like me
- ~*~*~* Happy Hug Day *~*~*~
- The problem about being a programmer
- Wait for the waiter
- Move on dude
- We can attack in any direction now!
- What's d height of hope??
- I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
- Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
- Increment in taste of relations
- Talent and character
- Unique character like SALT
- In heaven together we were in a big hall
- Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)
- A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
- My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
- R: is for red, RED: is for blood
- A diamond is merely a lump of coal
- Good night and lots of sweet sugary dreams
- Side effect of excess study
- Sometime giving someone second chance
- Be Proud to be an Indian
- Tie Rakhi for me this year and forever
- Have a Relaxing Sunday
- Family isn't always blood.
- With my 1 heart 2 eyes
GOOD NIGHT€¦ Have a €salty Dreams€ Because daily sweet is not Good for U€r health,take care
If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it's called High Blood Pressure:p.
Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want
May Your Hair, Your Teeth, Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And Your Stocks Not Fall; And May Your Blood Pressure, Your Triglycerides, Your Cholesterol, Your White Blood Count And Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise. Happy Healthy New Year 2021
7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart: 1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely 2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body 3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout 4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure 5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol 6-Holding […]
Mr.Bean Science . Major Rohail: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs Due to electric failure Mr.Bean: Ya me too I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Sugar & salt may b mixed 2gether, But even d ants rejects d salt & carries away d sugar. So select d GUD people in life.. LIKE ME. :-)
HUG Coupon Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free And require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure Body temperature, heart rate And help relive pain and depression. Redeem this coupon at your nearest Participating human being. ~*~*~* Happy Hug Day *~*~*~
My mom said: "Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6" I came back with 6 bottles of milk. She said:"Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?" I said: "Because they had eggs!!!"
When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant, . . . . . . . . . . . . Aren't You The Waiter?:p
A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet: Dear Math, Im sick & tired of finding ur x Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone! Move On dude!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded! Major:Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
As time goes on, The taste of relations increases. Either it becomes more Sweet or More Salty & That depends only on what we add 2 it DAILY..
Talents will take you to high position but character will help u to maintain the high position"
Always have a unique character like SALT, It's presence is not felt but it's ABSENCE makes all things "TASTELESS"
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
Today's Reality : (Not A Joke) Big House But Small Family.! More Degrees But Less Common Sense. Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.! Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.! High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.! High IQ But Less Emotions.! Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.! Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.! Many Comedians,But None Are.. […]
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is gonna start her speech with . . . . . . My Dear Brothers […]
R: is for red. RED: is for blood BLOOD: is for heart HEART: is for love LOVE: is for you YOU: is for me ME: is for you. (((I MISS YOU)))
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a human being can be by sustaining pressures of life. Be hopeful
I have given some marvelous persons a special place in my heart. And u happen to be the one among them topping the list. Good night and lots of sweet & salty dreams. Cuddle up and sleep tight.
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
Sometime giving someone second chance is giving them an extra bullet for the gun because they missed you the first time.
31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals & 1 Country! Be Proud to be an Indian!.. Happy Independence Day
I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related.
Sunday Is A Lazy Day. Sleep For An Extra Hour. Forget About The Daily Chores. Take The Easy Way Today And Sit Back And Relax. Have A Very Relaxing Sunday.
Family isn't always blood. It's the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who would do anything to see you smile and who love you no matter what.
With my 1 Heart... 2 eyes... 5 litre blood... 206 bones... 1.2million Red Cells... 60 trillion D.N.A.'s... I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...