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Man standing on the scale
Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
- I am still standing on same spot
- Sardar going to shikaar
- Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
- I'm talking to my wife
- Difference between wife & saali
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
- Navratri blessed with good fortune
- Any boyfriend before marriage
- By wife ....
- Positive thinking is like
- 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
- Wife said I'm dying
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- I am using your wife
- Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main
- Want to win or to be happy?
- Forget about it!!
- Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!
- Wife:What is 10 years with me?
- A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
- Wife treats husband
- Anger is a short madness.
- Aisi apni wife ho
- itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
- 2 Wise advices for married peoples
- A Memon on his death time
- Husband was seriously ill
- Difference between Friend & Wife
- New APP for Husbands in iphone 7
- Husband aur wife in hotel
- Secret of successful marriage
- 1 minute holding u
- You are seeing my wife
I am still standing on same spot, Where you left my heart to rot, At first i thought i'd make it through, But, seems like i can't stop loving you, It is getting very hard to be strong, Coz i have been missing you since long, And now i don't have anymore tears to cry, […]
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune As long as Ganeshji€™s trunk, Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, Happiness as sweet as his ladoos And may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Navratri
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]
Positive thinking is like..... U r standing on the middle of the road......... & suddenly a crow beats on your head.... But you remain calm... and thanks to God... that cows dont fly:)
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!
A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]
Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin long standing relations.
Aisi apni wife ho aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho to mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub […]
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)
A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"
After massive demand from all husbands... A new app called,"Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7 You just say ,"Wife" and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats, shuts down all games, hide all special folders and deletes chat history! and best above all, it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
I'd Rather Spend One Minute Holding YOU Than The Rest Of My Life Knowing I Never Could..¥
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D