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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
- live your life
- Some can give u Crying & tears.
- Mental hospital is not so far
- That means I must have really escaped.
- How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
- I want my child to laugh
- One day sky was crying
- Roses r red .. violts r blue
- 1% of women under medication for mental illness
- Press down if u think u r MAD
- Man standing on the scale
- I was sitting on daddy's lap.
- Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying
- A Good / Best Teacher is who ....
- Smile meanings
- How is the situation
- World shortest jokes
- Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
- Your goals are too small
- Lovers sitting in a park
- I'm talking to my wife
- Fatman sitting in a train cabin
- I guess that I'm the loser
- Height of coolness
- Girls silence is dangerous
- A girl & boy were sitting alone
- What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
- Life is full of Blessings
- A junior needs a name
- Good / bad news after wife accident
- 1 minute holding u
- In a year I m
- LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
You were crying when u were born while evrybody was laughing there As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday :)
Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
One day sky was crying. I ask him why are you crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you. :D
Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!
Press down if you think you are MAD, I can't believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P
Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife:I do not think that is going to help. Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Paining ??? . . . No !! . . . Then ??? . . . Spelling Mistake !!! :O
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P
Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
"If people are not laughing at your goals, your goals are too small." Azim Premji.
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
I guess that I'm da loser Cause u hav found some1 new But I'm still here, still all alone Just crying over u
Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
Girl's silence is dangerous. They're either : ---> about to blow up ---> need a hug ---> falling apart ---> crying inside Or all of the above.
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
One Man Cried Wen He had no shoes , But he stopped crying when He saw a man without legs‚¦. Life is full of Blessings , Sum time we Dont understand it..!! !!
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name
A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]
I'd Rather Spend One Minute Holding YOU Than The Rest Of My Life Knowing I Never Could..¥
In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U 8760 hours Thinking of U 5,25,600 Minutes Missing U 3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U DEFINITELY U MY Best Friend.
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]