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Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
- A boy came running in the kitchen
- Kitchen has he in it
- Have you caught the thief
- Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
- New sim to surprise her husband
- I will never marry in my life
- Cable T.V
- Santa's sexy wife
- Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
- Google or Yahoo ???
- Santa in court
- Titanic was sinking.
- Coffee and wine shop difference
- How he got into the house
- Forget about it!!
- Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
- Kissing ur wife in ur home....
- Lion bounced on wife
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
- Have a relaxing & great Sunday
- What a shot you made - santa singh
- A Chini was in hospital.
- What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?
- An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
- When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
- Bachelor or Married again
- Feel d difference of boy / girl
- What a lovely weekend I enjoyed
- Headlights and wipers
- Cute Rose Day MSG
- I miss you always...
A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!
Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It. So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich. Sincerely, Girls. =P
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks.
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)
SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
After Eating A Lovely Sunday Dinner, And Eating Some Ice Cream, Go Out Enjoy The Day And Relax Your Mind. Prepare For The Week Ahead, Get Well Rested And Have A Great Sunday.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚
A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared. . On Monday. Jeweller called boy: There's no money in your account. Boy: I know, But, you can't imagine what […]
After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no. :D
How Could I Have Lived All These Years Without You? My Life Is Divided Into Two Parts, Before And After I Met You. My Life Changed For The Better After You Entered It And I Thank God For You. Happy Rose Day.
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.