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All problems an apple can make
Apple = vitamins
Vitamins = power
Power = work
Work = money
Money = girlfriend
Girlfriend = tension
Tension = heart attack
Heart attack = death
See what all problems an apple can make:p
- Problems an apple can make
- A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS
- Silent lips may avoid many problems
- When GOD solves your problems
- Silent in mouth may avoid many problems
- Solution for all the problems
- Thoughts of the problems in reality
- Most problems due becoz of two reasons
- Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL
- A Man's Feeling about mobile
- Thought For The LIFE TIME
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- I may come there any time!
- What is a girl friend?
- Difference between stress, tension & panic
- The 10 qualities of perfect friend
- 6 things can come at any time
- I May come there any time!
- Complete ABCD
- Dictionary is the only place
- I wrote your name on my heart
- We will buy new wedding wring
- Love is possible after friendship
- Ladki ko mirgi ka attack
- if your father earned $100,000
- Our aim in life should be [9 aims]
- Experience life to understand it
- 7 reasons positive emotions are good
- SEND me all UR MONEY
- Why wish delay abt death
- Tone of our voice
- No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
- Who will not break ur heart
Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make
Dedicated to STEVE JOBS A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple. I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple. K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple. […]
Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems, So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called "LIFE"
When GOD solves your problems, You have faith in his abilities.... When he doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in your abilities...
Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile... Wish you a good morning and nice day.
We Have Solution For All The Problems . . . . . When They R Not Ours:p
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1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - Oily Food 8 - Masala 9 - Obesity 10 - Pollution = HEART ATTACK ise kehte hain Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL - HEART ATTACK
A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !
Thought For The LIFE TIME "Work Hard But Make Some Time To Your L O V E F A M I L Y N F R I E N D S Nobody Remembers The Power-Point Presentations, Marks or Degrees On Your Death"
Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any […]
Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant
The 10 qualities of perfect friend 1 great & brave heart 2 sweet & soft voice 3 sharp & fast brain 4 cute & stupid smile 5 loving & caring 6 confident 7 attractive 8 deep connectivity 9 power of speaking truth 10 power of hearing lie about their self
In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .
Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo, to pata chale ga k sub se pehle ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga
Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life, Success before Work, Divorce before Marriage, But Friend come before Relative.
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!
Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!
Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!
Our aim in life should be 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 9 - glass drinking water. 8 - hrs sound sleep. 7 - wonders tour with family. 6 - six digit income. 5 - days work a week 4 - wheeler. 3 - bedroom flat 2 - cute children. 1 […]
If u never tasted a bad apple. You would never appreciate a good apple. Because, You have to experience life to understand life.. :-)
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Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
"When you have to depart fro this world and have to meet death (eventually) then why wish delay (why feel nervous) about death ..." Hazrat Ali [R.A]
Most of the problems of life are due to the tone of our voice, It is not what we say.. It is how we say.. that creates problems.
No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions. So defeat your problems with great confidence.
The only 1 who will not break ur heart is the one who made it. So always trust & share your problems with "ALLAH THE GREAT"