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I will not overspeed
Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.
A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long
Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.
- 1000 words I could say,
- Santa & Mathematical conversion
- Altered definitions of student life
- Stop using caller tune / songs
- An essay on cricket match
- Concentrate on your direction
- E.T.C Means...
- Memories echoing on and on
- Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward
- Forget the times ...
- A good teacher according to student
- On this Hug Day ... I love You
- Teacher & bachay
- Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year
- Every moment that I am with you!
- Forget about it!!
- Funny Kiss Joke
- What I had in my heart
- Relatinships r like a book
- A person who keeps on talking...
- 'The POLITE Way to PEE!
- A Good / Best Teacher is who ....
- Height of Good Luck ...!
- Quaid's photo collection
- Hug from me to say don't worry
- Can kids of our age have kids?
- I am the ninth letter
- Waiting for New Year !
- Understanding a girl is like
- Made in Pakistan
- Don't compromise on 2nd position in life.
- Lecture on Sun
- To the students!
1000 words I could say, 1000 wishes I could pray, 1000 miles legs could walk, 1000 sounds a mouth could talk, 1000 times ill b true, 1000 ways 2 say i love you!
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]
In the holy month of Ramadan, Stop using caller tune / songs Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230 Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666 Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Progress has little to do with the speed, But much to do with direction. So always concentrate on your direction, Not on the speed
Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E-End Of T-Thinking C-Capacity But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
A stone dropped in water in a moments its gone but there'll b 1000 ripples circling on & on 2day im here 2morow im gone but there'll b 1000 memories echoing on & on
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward
Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times & don't pretend, Remember now he's just your friend.
A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]
On this Hug Day I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart on this Hug Day, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Love U
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
I Don't Know Exactly What I Was Waiting For, But Every Moment That I M With You, It Feels Like Everything I've Been Waiting For.
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]
Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."
I searched through books & leafed through cards, For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, all I can write was.... I Love You! Happy Valentine's Day!
Relatinships r like a book It taks a few seconds to burn But It takes years to write So write it carfuly & never let it Burn!! ~Author Unknown
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having di˝ner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
Friends I'm Collecting Quaids Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
Life is a bug at times For those times and always Here's a HUG from Me to say Don't worry Be happy on this Hug Day!
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I". Kashif: I is ...... TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am." Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
As We Wait To Usher In The New Year, I Wish You Many Good Times. May You Learn Lessons From The Challenging Times And May You Become Stronger And Better Than Ever Before. Happy New Year
Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s At the stage of 99% completion... you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE Try again
Americans make a car & 2 get some touch ups They snd it 2 Japan & they add a faster engine Thn Japan sent it 2 UK Who then added tinted windows Who thn sent d car to China. They added a better interior. Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan. Pakistani luk @ d car […]
A race horse that consistently runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollars more. Don't compromise on 2nd position in life.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
To his/her students A teacher is always true! We are fortunate to have a teacher As wonderful loving and caring as you! Happy Teachers Day!