Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Research Science Scientist Something new
Why do they call it research if I've only done it this one time? — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
In much of society, research means to investigate something you do not know or understand. — Neil Armstrong Copy Share Image
'Research,' for me, is a big word that encompasses a lot of different activities, all of them based around curiosity. Research is traveling to… — Anthony Doerr Copy Share Image
Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose. — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
Research is an expression of faith in the possibility of progress. The drive that leads scholars to study a topic has to include the… — Henry Rosovsky Copy Share Image
Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose. It is a seeking that he who wishes may know the cosmic… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Research is the search of people who don't know what they want. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and to think what nobody else has thought. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi Copy Share Image
Scientific research involves going beyond the well-trodden and well-tested ideas and theories that form the core of scientific knowledge. During the time scientists are… — Lisa Randall Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
