Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Mirrors Snakes Tinsel
You choose mirror instead of a diamond and then when you want to shine you need that diamond again? I ain't any piece of… — Raj Copy Share Image
“Our perceptions are our mirrors, and windows to the winter and summer of life. Let’s not get irritated by every rub that polishes our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken. A stick becomes a flute when it's loved. — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Every life has forks in the road. And sometimes, the tines of that fork stab deep. — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
“The mirror done broke and your life looking back at you from them sharp glass pieces.” — Rita Leganski Copy Share Image
Mirrors are ice which do not melt: what melts are those who admire themselves in them. — Paul Morand Copy Share Image
Nobody ever warned me about mirrors, so for many years I was fond of them, and believed them to be trustworthy. . . — Helen Oyeyemi Copy Share Image
These flattering mirrors reflect imperfectly what is within; the countenance is often a gay deceiver. What defects of mind lie hidden under its beauty!… — Pierre Corneille Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
