Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Severity
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? -Beavis — Beavis And Butt-Head Copy Share Image
I've always had itching feet. I like being on the move every couple of years. — Dominic Monaghan Copy Share Image
If I'm off the road, I get itchy feet. It's my work, my job. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
It's not always about reach, it's about footwork, it's being fast, in and out, stuff like that. — Alexander Gustafsson Copy Share Image
An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts. — Juvenal Copy Share Image
Reading and gardening are really big for me, along with music and exercise. If I go more than a day or two without a… — Mark Deklin Copy Share Image
Every Saturday I get a major itch to spring clean and it never happens! — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
