Ability Quote by Jill Shalvis

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

— Steven Wright

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's nothing worse than having an itch you can't scratch - except perhaps having an itch you can't even direct your PA to scratch:…

— Liz Carr

I was most incorrigibly devoted to versifying, and all my spouse's wholesome admonitions had no manner of effect on me; in short, I believe…

— Laetitia Pilkington

Scratch first, itch later.

— Zen Proverb

Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? -Beavis

— Beavis And Butt-Head

An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts.

— Juvenal

The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.

— Anonymous

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure…

— John Steinbeck

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace else was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would…

— John Steinbeck

Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

— Beavis And Butthead

When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When you have an itch, scratch it.

— Dieter Dengler