Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Holes Holland Humor Ifs People Poland
In Russia, they say I'm a Pole, in Poland they call me Russian. — Konstantin Rokossovsky Copy Share Image
People from polland are called poles . and those from holland ? any suggestion ? :D — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
There is an abundance of ancient place names in the Ukraine and Poland, which derive from 'Khazar' or 'Zhid' (Jew). — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
As a Jew, even if you were not born in Poland, the very name, Poland, gives rise to a shuddering in your body and… — Reuven Rivlin Copy Share Image
Polish people have a wit and sarcasm. They're gentle but still very strong. Like, they love beer, which is traditionally so manly, but they'll… — Antoni Porowski Copy Share Image
Poland was the racial laboratory of the Nazis. This is where they started to put their abhorrent theories into practice. — Norman Davies Copy Share Image
This mixture of Polish, not Polish, of being European, gives me a perspective to see Poland through "new eyes" - paradoxically, more closely... because… — Malgorzata Szumowska Copy Share Image
My name is actually Polish. It's my husband's name. Most people say 'Zaw-stak,' but it's 'Show-stack,' like you're going to a show, eating a… — Stephanie Szostak Copy Share Image
As Polish society we cannot live with the term 'Polish death camps' or 'Polish concentration camps.' — Andrzej Duda Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
