Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Witty
Run and tell all your friends I'm a dickhead, then tell every girl in the world how good the sex is. — T Mills Copy Share Image
Tellsomeone you love that she has something on her lips and then kiss her. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt. Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for… — Earl Sweatshirt Copy Share Image
Never ask a woman if you may kiss her. Instead, learn to read body language. — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
Tell that bitch to give me kiss then I smack her on ass. Throw a stack at her and laugh. — Dolla Copy Share Image
I know it sounds vulgar but that's the way she like it. Got the world's biggest shh, don't matter, just don't bite it. — Yung Joc Copy Share Image
I make your girl get down and open it up. Put my dick up in they jaws and go in they butt. — Pimp C Copy Share Image
If she don't suck dick, I don't give her that dick. Got the world in my hands, I'mma dribble that bitch. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
The right way to kiss a girl: Push her up against a wall, hold her arms above her head and kiss her like you… — Eniss Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
