Humor Quote by Nicki Elson Download Open image ““I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”” — Nicki Elson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Interior designer Sex
“You never wore that blue gown for a lover?' 'Absolutely not!' She felt a little indignant at the very idea. 'You think I have… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, what do you want to order?" "A virgin. I want to order a virgin.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He held me tight against him until I quit struggling, and then he flicked the strap of my dress, causing it to hang off… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“How could you receive a member of the Male Sex in your bedroom, and in your dressing gown? Sir, I must request you to… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“If there's such thing as a virgin slut, I believe I fit the description.” — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
“Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. “Is that supposed to be a used condom?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Fucking was comprehensible. Fucking was neat and fast and clean, even when it was messy. This was something else. Seduction.” — Kit Rocha Copy Share Image
“Do you think this is a bloomin’ hotel? What, next you’ll be wanting a bidet?” With infuriated embarrassment, I ground out, “Unless you like… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“Since the word virgin came out of those beautiful lips of yours... I have a sudden urge to help you out of that dress.”… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Pursing my lips, I ask, “What do you know about lingerie?” A bark of a laugh, then, “Uh, I know women look good in… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
