Humor Quote by Nicki Elson Download Open image ““Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”” — Nicki Elson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Party
“I'd much rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.” — Carrie Bradshaw Copy Share Image
“Horizons, cheap whisky straight from the bottle and your hands in mine.” — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
“I shot it back and closed my eyes, considering a trip to the liquor store. But there wasn’t enough whiskey in the universe to… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Whiskey would do better to charge the conversation, but we’ll be wanting our wits about us. We have strange business to discuss.” ***” — David Bain Copy Share Image
“He says - slow on the switchbacks, cheap with the whiskey, but a good heart. For a dead man.” — Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl Copy Share Image
“And he, despite the gallons of free whisky on offer, was wishing himself violently elsewhere.” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“You’re drinking cheap whiskey? Why not the usual?” “Because Jack was here, and he’s real nice to swallow.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“Don't you have something plain and wholesome, like scotch or bourbon?” — Charlotte MacLeod Copy Share Image
“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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