Bible Quote by Nicki Elson Download Open image ““The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”” — Nicki Elson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bible Humor Old testament
“I regard the Bible, especially the Old Testament, the same as I do most other ancient books, in which there is some truth, a… — Robert G. Ingersoll Copy Share Image
“don’t make the mistake of skipping the Old Testament. It’s the core of all religion, I” — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
“Sadly, most Christians treat the Bible as a holy relic, something to worship. Definitely not something to read or understand.” — Scott S. Haraburda Copy Share Image
“It is remarkable that, notwithstanding the universal favor with which the New Testament is outwardly received, and even the bigotry with which it is… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“Everyone will have noticed how the Old Testament seems at times to ignore our conception of the individual.” — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“I don't know why, but the Bible always seems to come to me in my time of need, even with the exact words.” — Rochunga Pudaite Copy Share Image
“Wonderful," he said. "Tell me. Which books in the Bible do you favor?" "Oh, I favors 'em all," Pa said. "But I mostly like… — James McBride Copy Share Image
“The New Testament does not need to be rewritten, but it needs to reread.” — Eli Lizorkin-Eyzenberg Copy Share Image
“I think the Bible is largely an amazing and beautiful book of fictional stories from which we can glean the most wholesome lessons about… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
I think a new world will arise out of the religious mists when we approach our Bible with the idea that it is not… — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
From Augustine down, theologians have tried to compel people to accept their special interpretation of the Scripture, and the tortures of the inquisition, the… — Matilda Joslyn Gage Copy Share Image
“God hates Hell. He hates the idea of people going there. He hates it so much that He was willing to take on human… — Evan Minton Copy Share Image
“The Devil can cite Scripture for his purpose, Sergeant,’ Anthony Payne replied. ‘That is from The Merchant of Venice, but it holds great truth.” — Michael Arnold Copy Share Image
When you put your hand on the Bible, you are saying something much stronger than just telling your peers that you're going to tell… — Lee Greenwood Copy Share Image
“Scripture also teaches that human beings are morally responsible creatures” — Robert A. Peterson Copy Share Image
“The wife of a junior officer cooped up in a horrible canvas partition in steerage for five months wrote: "I had enjoyed much peace… — Stephen Taylor Copy Share Image
O Word of God incarnate . . . It is the golden casket Where gems of truth are stored; It is the heaven-drawn picture… — Walsham How Copy Share Image
Every plant which my heavenly father has not planted with be uprooted — Jesus Christ Copy Share Image
Where I come from you're not raised to think on your own. It's not that you're pushed to read the Bible. The Bible is… — Abel Ferrara Copy Share Image
“I felt like praying or something, when I was in bed, but I couldn't do it. I can't always pray when I feel like… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
