Humor Quote by Nicki Elson

Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you." "Of course they are," he said. "I am stunningly attractive.

— Cassandra Clare

“- 'He reckons you're one of these new women. You've deeply unsettled the female population by driving your car about and prying into other…

— Frances Brody

“Remember, women are not to be the caboose, and they are not the engine. They are much, much more than either of these.”

— Patricia T. Holland

“Clare, you have noticed I’m a guy, right? Because if not, I can pull this car over right now and make that abundantly clear.”

— J.L. Berg

“Just once, girls, just once, act your bloody age and get yourselves together. The cars are here.”

— Becca Lee

“Indigo Girls, Alanis, The Wailin' Jennys...are you sure there's not a vagina hiding in this car somewhere?”

— Andrea Randall

“Are you all right to drive without me talking you home?” He laughed a little. “You know what? I can’t remember doing this before.…

— Robyn Carr

“Driving like a man is one of her few foibles.”

— Elizabeth Wein

“are you just another bastard willing to leave two girls alone in this FUCKING SHITHOLE!”

— V. Moody

“You look like a hot virginal dork who’s been defiled in the backseat of my car.”

— Sally Thorne

“I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?”

— James Thurber

“I'm supposed to be a man but I can't help thinking no one ever showed me what that is supposed to look like. Maybe…

— Heather Duffy Stone