“I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her… — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d… — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
