Funny Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Kind
Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway. — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
Having a two-year-old son is challenging, and my missus is only 21, so we're both young, and it is difficult. — Kyle Walker Copy Share Image
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“1. Give your toddler some large tubular pasta and a shoelace. Show her how to thread the shoelace through the pasta. 2. Take an… — Kristen Jervis Cacka Copy Share Image
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar appear on… — Dervla Murphy Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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