America Quote by Jay Leno

People say both Obama and I have trouble laughing at ourselves. We can't laugh at ourselves. That would be racist!

— Bobby Jindal

Americans don't know a lot about the Middle East - [they] don't know we laugh.

— Maz Jobrani

Barack Obama heard the American people.

— Elizabeth Warren

The world is laughing at us. They're laughing at the stupidity of our President [Barack Obama]. Remember he drew the line in the sand…

— Donald Trump

America is laughing her way to Hell.

— Aiden Wilson Tozer

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it…

— Desi Arnaz

If I'm President of the United States, when I'm President of the United States, we will stand with Israel.

— Mitt Romney

[America] will stand steadfast with Israel in pursuit of security and a lasting peace.

— Barack Obama

This country wants to laugh. We want to, and we need to. I'm happy to oblige.

— Vicki Lawrence

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish…

— William Howard Taft

With the exception of Obama's belated lame-duck behavior, the US has always, in practice, supported Israel unquestionably.

— Lawrence Davidson

George Washington didn't have to make us laugh; he just had to establish precedents and avoid chopping down more cherry trees than he could…

— Alexandra Petri