Broccoli Quote by Jay Leno

President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they…

— Jimmy Fallon

“Obama!” the President said, shaking my hand. “Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during election night.…

— Barack Obama

“I stabbed a piece of broccoli like it owed me money.”

— C.J. Roberts

President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…

— Conan O'Brien

“Okay, is that the only reason?” Matty shook his head. “He doesn’t like broccoli and I don’t like peas.” Before I could even try…

— Sloane Kennedy

“You should have seen the things they were giving babies instead of milk. I remember seeing them put salt-pork gravy in milk bottles and…

— Studs Terkel

“Father banged the table with his fist really hard so that the plates and his knife and fork jumped around and my ham jumped…

— Christopher

ObamaCare was a lemon, but the media were his lemonheads.

— Greg Gutfeld

While most kids turned their heads in disgust as a plateful of broccoli landed before them, I ate what I was given. My mum…

— John Whaite

Obama sounded like Al Gore on global warming. The more the case for man-made warming falls apart, the more hysterical Gore gets about an…

— Fred Barnes

“Don Severo dropped his fork, Doña Remedios nearly chocked, but Jesús carried on playing with his food. He’d never really liked broccoli.”

— Olga Núñez Miret

“And why does he talk so funny? Doesn't he mean squashed tomatoes? I don't think that they had tomatoes when he comes from, said…

— Neil Gaiman