Three stooges Quote by Jarod Kintz

“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”

— James Patterson

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”

— Nicole Peeler

“Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck. He spins…

— Ella Dominguez

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.’” One”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“I could carve out of a banana a judge with more backbone than that,”

— Doris Kearns Goodwin

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner