What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally. — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
“I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn't crush it, but I did slip and fall. Then I got bit by… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm like the fucking Three Stooges of espionage. All three of 'em. All rolled into one!” — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a… — Thomas Sadoski Copy Share Image
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Sure, theories of humor discern a few broad invariants: incongruity, misattribution, etc. But whereas I might find a blind date gone horribly… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
“So what do we do, dress up like orderlies and sneak him out in the laundry cart?” “Something like that.” “Oh, c’mon,… — Jackie French Koller Copy Share Image
I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive. — Curly Howard Copy Share Image
Comedy is a weird thing. You have to understand, it's the weirdest thing you can do. There's no consensus. It's not like...… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
“Snow stepped forward and slapped Josette, who slapped her back. Emmaline dropped the spoon and slapped them both - she had never… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“Women, they don't know what they're missing when it comes when it comes to the courageous comedy of the Three Stooges." "Yes,… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard Copy Share Image
The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children — Gorilla Monsoon Copy Share Image
“He didn’t know how to help. If Max were anyone else, Jules would sit with him for a while, looking out at… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
Comedy is so subjective. If you trip and fall down, some people will laugh, and some people will say, 'Oh, physical comedy… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
I've got to say, I've probably seen a lot more of the Three Stooges than of the Marx Brothers. — Spike Jonze Copy Share Image
After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how incredibly talented… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
