Alcohol Quote by Shemp Howard Download Open image “There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.” — Shemp Howard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcohol Drink Drink Think Drinking Drunk Funny alcohol Funny drinking I can Reason Reason why Reasons Right now Shouldn Drink Stooges Thinking Thousand Thousand Reasons Three stooges Wine
“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.” — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink. Good friends, good times, or being dry, or lest… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
To drink is to warm the heart; without dispelling reason, it gives reason to life. — Jose Maria Peman Copy Share Image
To be honest, I'm not much of a drinker. It makes me sick, and I hate that. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview… — Dan Hicks Copy Share Image
'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I don't drink and I never have. A lot of people ask me why. But imagine if something goes wrong... I just want to… — Nathan Ake Copy Share Image
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.” — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I… — Tyson Beckford Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
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