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“If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink. Good friends, good times, or being dry, or lest…

— Thomas Jefferson

“There are many good reasons for drinking, and one's just entered my head: If you don't drink when you're living, how the fuck can…

— Warren Ellis

“I am an alcoholic. I’m the first to admit that. I can’t drink at all. One drink is too many and a thousand’s not…

— Donna Tartt

“Don't drink; it's bad for you.”

— Terry Trueman

“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If all be true that i do think, There are fice reasons we should drink, Good wine- a friend - or being dry- Or…

— Henry Aldrich

“For the first time I realized that perhaps my drinking was getting a bit out of hand, but I knew you’d drink too if…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking.”

— Tara Sivec

“Life really comes down to two problems. You are either drinking too much or you are not drinking enough.”

— David Alejandro Fearnhead

“Some of the things that I regret most in my life happened when I was drinking. I’m just not good with alcohol. And I…

— Ava Gardner

“Drinking doesn’t make problems go away. Just because you can’t remember them doesn’t mean they’re not there.”

— J.D. Robb

“When was the last time you woke up and wished you'd had just one more drink the night before? I have never regretted not…

— Meredith Bell