Funny alcohol Quotes by Shemp Howard

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• WF W. C. Fields 4 quotes
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There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

— Shemp Howard

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Rome wasn't built in a day, and neit'er was Syracuse.

— Shemp Howard

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“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.”

— Shemp Howard

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