Humor Quote by Henny Youngman

“THE GAMBLER,THE NUN,& THE RADIO Tonight, sent by the police, they come to serenade me.He laughed, then tapped his stomach.-I cannot laugh yet. As…

— Ernest Hemingway

“where do you want to go? Back to violinist. I want to hear songs about suicide.”

— Bethany Griffin

“It is absurd to pretend that one cannot love the same woman always, as to pretend that a good artist needs several violins to…

— Honore de Balzac

“The moment you tell someone else is the moment you become a whiner and the world's smallest violin starts to play.”

— J.A. Redmerski

“To lead an orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd”

— Aristotle

“The man who wishes to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.”

— James Crook

“The moment you tell someone else is the moment you become a whiner and the world’s smallest violin starts to play. The truth is,…

— J.A. Redmerski

“THE GAMBLER,THE NUN,& THE RADIO You like music? How would I not”

— Ernest Hemingway

“If all would play first violin, we could not obtain an orchestra. Therefore esteem every musician in his place.”

— Robert Schumann

“When at last I feel ready to tackle the whole of the piece, I begin slowly, delighting in the silvery tone of this violin…

— Pat Lowery Collins

“To lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the crowd.”

— Max Lucado

“Don't question your conscience so much--it will get out of tune like a strummed piano. Keep it for great occasions.”

— Henry James