“Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can… — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer — Plato Copy Share Image
“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)” — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
