Henny Youngman Quotes

7 quotes from 6 authors

A punchline in a single breath—Henny Youngman's humor hits the spot. His quick‑fire jokes—like the doctor‑advice quip or the conscience‑battle line—turn everyday absurdities into laugh‑out‑loud moments; fans of stand‑up, one‑liners, or vintage vaudeville will love it. Check ‘Comedy Legends’ and ‘Witty One‑Liners’ for more.

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“Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can…

Benjamin Graham

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I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.

Milton Berle

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I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the…

Benny Hill

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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

Al Franken

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer

Plato

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“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)”

Henny Youngman

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“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny…

Henny Youngman

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