Funny Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “She's as funny as a toothache” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Toothache
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue to hide… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to Nature that we take her no more seriously than she takes us.… — William James Copy Share Image
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. — Rutina Wesley Copy Share Image
Good humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to nature that we take her no more seriously than she takes… — Ernest Renan Copy Share Image
“So, with Elena, she put gum in my hair on purpose while I was sleeping, and the next morning I was, like, 'Why is… — John Green Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
