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People Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But…
- Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
- I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.
- People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.
- I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you…
- I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
- People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though…
- It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
- Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
- I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
- It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
- Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
- Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a…
- I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel…
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