"Onions make me sad, a lot of people……" — Mitch Hedberg

"Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying - they think I'm just reacting."

Mitch Hedberg

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