"I went to a restaurant, and I saw……" — Mitch Hedberg

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• To get rich, you have to be making money while you're asleep. — David Bailey
• I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. — George Best
• O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful… — Anne Boleyn
• I'm really good at sleeping on planes. I mean, I smell jet fuel and I'm out; I'm asleep for takeoff. — Anthony Bourdain
• Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
• So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. — Robert Browning
• Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on… — Sholom Aleichem
• Great performers are preparing and practicing for a winning day while everyone else is still asleep. — Robin Sharma
• I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk… — Rodney Dangerfield
• And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So… — Chuck Palahniuk
• Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves. — Robert Breault
• I learned three important things in college-to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any… — Agnes de Mille

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