Birthday Quotes

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Now is the age of anxiety. — Wystan Hugh Auden
The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are… — Wystan Hugh Auden
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. — Francis Bacon
Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy. — Francis Bacon
I left school on my 15th birthday. — David Bailey
Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left… — Russell Baker
Rereading A.J. Liebling carries me happily back to an age when all good journalists knew they had plenty to be modest about, and were. — Russell Baker
Discrimination due to age is one of the great tragedies of modern life. The desire to work and be useful is what makes life worth… — Johnny Ball
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. — Franklin P. Adams
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. — Franklin P. Adams
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. — Franklin P. Adams
Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. — Brigitte Bardot
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. — Brigitte Bardot
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. — Dave Barry
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. — Dave Barry
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. — Dave Barry
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself. — Ethel Barrymore

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