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Birthday Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
- Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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- Now is the age of anxiety. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. — Francis Bacon
- Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy. — Francis Bacon
- I left school on my 15th birthday. — David Bailey
- Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is… — Russell Baker
- Rereading A.J. Liebling carries me happily back to an age when all good journalists knew they had plenty to be modest about,… — Russell Baker
- Discrimination due to age is one of the great tragedies of modern life. The desire to work and be useful is what… — Johnny Ball
- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball
- Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. — Franklin P. Adams
- There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. — Franklin P. Adams
- Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. — Franklin P. Adams