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You Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
- You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
- Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
- The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
- The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
- You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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