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Three Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three…
- I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
- It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
- Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
- It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
- Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
- I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
- Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
- Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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