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- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It…
- I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three…
- Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see…
- The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
- Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
- Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
- There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
- I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.
- The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
- The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
- Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
- It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
- Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
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