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Children Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is…
- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It…
- The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from…
- We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down…
- Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
- Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
- Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
- Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
More Children Quotes
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads. — Paul Auster
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- To suggest that God specifically created a worm to torture small African children is blasphemy as far as I can see. The… — David Attenborough
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
- I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild child in… — Margaret Atwood
- The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed a significant profile of… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children. — John James Audubon