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Kids Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It…
- The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from…
- Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for…
- Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like…
- The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
- Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given…
- We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
- If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
More Kids Quotes
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- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I think when you're 10 years old, it's too much to see something with the threat of death in every episode. Kids… — J. J. Abrams
- The thing is, acoustic could be like a four-letter word to a lot of kids. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever; I was… — J. J. Abrams
- When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams
- When I was a little kid - and even still - I loved magic tricks. When I saw how movies got made… — J. J. Abrams
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire