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Your Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
- Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
- You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
- Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
- The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
- The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
- You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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