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- I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
- You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.
- I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
- This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you…
- You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
- You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
- If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
- You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
- You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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