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Out Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
- Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
- For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
- Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given…
- Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
- Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
- My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
- Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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