Comedy Quotes

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One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main… — J. J. Abrams
When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these… — J. J. Abrams
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort… — Rowan Atkinson
Comedy, drama, Westerns, sci-fi... it's all fine if the story's compelling and the character is interesting to me. I do like action a lot. — Jensen Ackles
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll… — Stephen Baldwin
The only thing I would unequivocally say is that I have never had any interest in romantic comedy I just couldn't do it. I think… — Christian Bale
I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting audited and I'm… — Christian Bale
In terms of the romantic kind of lead, I just never enjoy those movies very much. Maybe they'll come to interest me more as I… — Christian Bale
I would never say never to returning to comedy. — Eric Bana
By the time I finished comedy, I was really burnt out of it. I had had enough. I don't really have a strong desire to… — Eric Bana
I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form. — Roseanne Barr
I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real… — Roseanne Barr
My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie. — Lynda Barry
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of… — Todd Barry
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand… — Todd Barry
Growing up, a film was an action film or it was a comedy or it was romantic, but you don't really see such stark lines… — Beck
I feel like I've done a bunch of period stuff and then a bunch of romantic comedies. — Kate Beckinsale
I like comedies, I like thrillers, I like love stories. Everything is beautiful; it depends if the film is good, who cares? Everything is interesting. — Monica Bellucci
I was raised on the purest comedy there is: 'I Love Lucy.' I was raised watching 'Three's Company' and sitcoms of the '70s and '80s. — Mayim Bialik

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