Comedy Quotes

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Hippy is an establishment label for a profound, invisible, underground, evolutionary process. For every visible hippy, barefoot, beflowered, beaded, there are a thousand invisible members… — Timothy Leary
A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world. — Oliver Hardy
Beloved King of Comedy. — Mack Sennett
Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration... — Martin Freeman
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of tragedy, become the… — Bobby Jones
There is even - as with no other game - a fascinating detective literature, a wry commentary on the human comedy, implicit in the book… — Alistair Cooke
...as all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in… — John Updike
Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy. — Bill Maher
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. — Oscar Wilde
How many times go we to comedies, to masques, to places of great and noble resort, nay even to church only to see the company. — John Donne
In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment. — Christopher Fry
Most people go on living their everyday life: half-frightened, half indifferent, they behold the ghostly tragic-comedy that is being performed on the international stage before… — Albert Einstein
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just… — Kristen Wiig
We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's. — Robert Breault
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Did I play my role well? If so, then applause, because the comedy is finished! — Augustus
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy. — Mo Rocca
The only weapon we have is comedy. — Robin Williams
When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was born a year later. I… — Bernie Mac

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